End Slow Logons Forever with ControlUp Analyze Logon Duration!

ControlUp is EXCITED. Why are we excited? Because we are hosting a webinar. While that might not sound exciting, let us make one thing clear: this is no ordinary webinar. On February 9, at 11:00 a.m. EST, we are going to show you how to win the war against slow logons. THAT’S RIGHT. No more cries of “Citrix is slow!” “It’s just spinning!” “Why is this taking so long??” Trentent Tye, a Tech Person of Interest and ControlUp’s Slayer of Slow Logons (along with a little help from Joel Stocker, our Sr. Director of Product Marketing and Extremely Cool Person™️) will demonstrate the power of ControlUp Analyze Logon Duration, so you can reclaim your life, your sanity, and end slow logons FOREVER.

“Oh, yay,” you’re probably thinking, “another webinar.” And we get it. Truly. We have all spent more time on virtual presentations in the past two years than anyone cares to quantify. BUT… what if we promised you something that was actually interesting! Useful! Even, dare we say, fun! I know what you’re thinking. “Melissa, ‘fun’ and ‘webinar’ have never before been used in the same sentence.” I assure you, however, that this program will be different.

First of all, the information, the knowledge, the POWER you’ll attain by attending will be difficult to measure with existing technology. Your host, Trentent Tye, has just penned the authoritative guide to logon duration analysis, highlighting the 5 Key Updates to ControlUp Analyze Logon Duration that we’ve just announced. It’s 11,000 words of deep-dive technical goodness that will help you reclaim your time, keep your end-users happy (and stop their complaining), and let you actually get your work done instead of responding to a never-ending stream of support calls.

Fun fact: Did you know that ControlUp can analyze third-party technologies like Citrix Virtual Apps & Desktops (CVAD) components, Citrix Workspace Environment Manager (WEM), VMware Horizon, FSLogix, Ivanti AppSense, AppX Packages, Printer Drivers, and more? It’s true.

Second, it will be FUN. There will be great demos. Laughs. Hilarity, even. There might be actual explosions (I mention this because it’s happened before). Incendiary devices notwithstanding, there are always surprises when Trentent and Joel are around, so expect the unexpected.

Third, this isn’t a fluff piece. I am prone to smart-aleckery, but when it comes to ControlUp, I’m as serious as a heart attack. And when it comes to logon duration analysis, there’s no one who does it better and more thoroughly than ControlUp. Since the Analyze Logon Duration script’s introduction in 2015, along with members of our user community, we’ve been improving it. Honing its effectiveness. Adding value. Making it stronger. Better. Unmatchable. And we want to pass this knowledge and capability on to you. Because you deserve something this good.

So, if you’re languishing with long logon times, drowning in help desk calls with people complaining about them, and are unsure how to fix the problem, join us, friends. JOIN US for what will surely go down in history as the definitive logon duration analysis experience.

Save your seat today and win the war on slow logons!

February 9, 2022, 11:00 a.m. EST